* out
of ****
I'll
be brief....
“Ted”
(2012) was a major disappointment to me. I like Marky Mark as an
actor and I think Seth MacFarland's TV show is hysterical. I further
think MacFarland is a very intelligent and likeable guy. But “Ted”
sucked. I mean, really, really sucked. What was most shocking to me
was that MacFarland could take such a funny premise and make
something so un-funny with it. But I am starting to see a pattern –
MacFarland's “A Million Ways to Die in the West” (2014) was
better, but even more uneven. Perhaps he just isn't a “movie”
guy.....
So
why did I see “Ted 2”? Because it was at the back end of a
double feature at the drive in. And I will say this – it's better
than the first one. It couldn't NOT be better than the first one.
But even this one is little more than a waste of celluloid. The
funniest thing in it is a cameo from Liam Neeson, and even it isn't
that funny. Yes, there are some wisecracks and one-liners that make
you laugh, but it is just a big ol' waste of time.
In
short, Ted and his wife try to adopt. The state decides Ted isn't a
“person” and not only rejects the adoption request, it annuls his
marriage. It alleges to take away more rights.... but since Ted does
nothing of value for anyone, he never would have known the
difference. They take it to court, fight for his rights, and
basically waste 2 entire hours of your life that you can never have
back.
If
you think Jonah Hill and/or Danny McBride are funny, you'll think
“Ted 2” is funny. If you think their “humour” could only
appeal to a moron of the highest order, you'll hate it.
Stay away. Far, far away.
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